4ragon:

i bet before carlos moved to night vale he used to regularly reinvent really useless household appliances all the time.

like ‘hey check this out it looks like a regular umbrella but it’s also COMPLETELY FIREPROOF’

and everyone would be like ‘carlos why the hell would anyone NEED a fireproof umbrella if it’s already raining seriously stick to science’

but in night vale everyones like ‘aw man this is PERFECT for when it starts raining fire/gasoline/literal death’ and carlos is just like ‘my time has come’

(via unrealitycw)

feverworm:

mother earth

feverworm:

mother earth

(via lunacide)

chaniall:

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

(via rorpie)

victorhugofuckyourself:

whitedenimjacket:

victorhugofuckyourself:

"are there any characters you don’t headcanon as queer?”

why would i want to do a thing like that

yeah let’s keep on eroticizing homosexuality it’s such a blast

you hear that guys I a queer person am fetishizing queer people by desperately searching for representation in a world where I have pretty much none why didn’t any of you guys tell me

(via rorpie)